School

The burning hell on earth. Where you are "educated" about things you will NEVER use in your life for 18 years that seems like a lifetime

Mom: Wake Up
Me: Its Saturday
Mom: No... It's Monday, back to school, or should I say back the hell

by Me🍩Care October 5, 2016

School

A place like prison, only you get to socialise more.

Tom: I hate school, I had so much homework

Dan: Yh me too it’s like a prison

by Boujeebrokebitch September 17, 2018

school

wanting to die

i wanna school myself

by monkeyrenzo April 27, 2022

School

The worlds greatest shooting range

Me: god why won’t my targets stop moving for one second
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school

by Picklelord July 3, 2019

School

Prison. Just. Prison. The only good thing about school is recess. And no. Not lunch. This is because if you buy lunch it tastes like shit. And to those who pack lunch: You must be a lucky kid.

Teacher: Time for school!
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.

Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!

2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!

2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...

by SchoolSuxBalls June 4, 2018

School

worse than torture

Today I my slutty mother forced me to go to school.

by 349475 April 20, 2017

School

A common misspelling for "Hell"

Satan: "Alright for your First punishment, you will have to relive your school years."
Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."

by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020