The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025

The most beautiful, intellectual, sexy, young, fun to be around group of girls you’ll ever meet. They have the best fashion sense and are incredibly good looking. They always have moves and every guy wants to rizz them. If you ever get the chance to even look at the Goon Squad, you’ll never stop thinking about it.
by Imalovernotahater October 22, 2023

The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".
We gooning COD Warzone tonight.
by darkduds April 19, 2024

M1: Yes i understand Yoko littners character and yes i still beat it to her.
M2: dude thats some ethical gooning
M2: dude thats some ethical gooning
by FernGmod June 21, 2025

hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event
girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there
girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there
by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025

by anonymous January 2, 2024

by goon maxer November 21, 2024
