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Mousing

When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!
Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...

Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..

Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
by Steve Blends September 4, 2023
mugGet the Mousingmug.

Mickey Mouse

by Alien1TechnoOfficial August 4, 2021
mugGet the Mickey Mousemug.

house of mouse

the place you go to when you start up disney + but get an error
Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023
mugGet the house of mousemug.

Mouse Brain

Fireheart: Sandstorm, can you send 2 apprentices to hunt?
Sandstorm: alone?
Fireheart: sure.
Sandstorm: MOUSE BRAINED FOOL, BLUESTAR DOESNT ALOW APPRENTICES OUT WITHOUT A WARRIOR.
Fireheart: *questions his whole life*
by Warrior cat April 30, 2023
mugGet the Mouse Brainmug.

Mouse clouds

failure to release a large amount of smoke after taking a hit of weed.
Breshaun and Pat think they blow big smoke but actually they blow tiny little mouse clouds
by big big smoke May 23, 2018
mugGet the Mouse cloudsmug.

mickey mouse is garbage

no its not you idiot
by youAreDumbMonke July 1, 2021
mugGet the mickey mouse is garbagemug.

mouse

1. A THING THAT HAS A USB TO CONTROL YOURS OR OTHERS MOUSES ON THE SCREEN
2. a cute little harmless thing THAT CARRIES DESSISSES
by THE GRIM REAPER! November 23, 2022
mugGet the mousemug.

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