beta key

The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D

How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!

Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?

by honneamise October 29, 2018

Key

A thing you stick in a hole to unlock something

Give me the fucken key so i can unlock the god damn door.

by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018

Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow

"we must stop phantom key"

by Evil key November 6, 2018

Key Lime

A man so gay that when he says a word he vomits and shits a rainbow that destroys the earth.

Hey Jerry!
Hey Dave did you hear that Spencer is a Key Lime!

by Arthritis gave me Hepatitus November 8, 2018

dusty key

A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time

Damn that is one dusty key ya Damn virgin head ass

by The Friendly Nazi July 15, 2017

dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries

Ur a dean keys

by Ndran July 22, 2017

dani and kei

Best couple ever there so cute

DANI AND KEI ARE THE BEST

by Dankiee July 29, 2017