Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.
That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.
by khada October 23, 2020
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Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.
I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!
by barely standing February 07, 2006
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half round

(noun): somebody who tries too hard to fit in with the "in crowd" but is obviously not successful; somebody who is half "square" and half not square, or round
"Hillary's campaign with the millennials made her look like such a half round."
by bloodymary21 January 08, 2017
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half-fag

noun:a male of female whom claims to have sexual intrest in both genders

synonym: gay
Wylie:im not gay im half-fag!
by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022
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Half-Lovelies

Half-Lovelies (in Korean 반랑둥이 banrangdungi) is an endearment term given by Korean BTS fans, ARMY, to ARMYs that are Korean and living abroad.
by btgongon July 02, 2021
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half player

Someone who has the veneer of an true player and keeps the appearances of being a fuckboy but is genuinely much softer at heart and craves deep emotional connection
Na, he's not like that...he's only a half player
by freddyadufanpage May 26, 2020
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Half cocked

When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.
*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?
by Panagakis42069 May 12, 2021
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