A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.
Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
by moosec May 05, 2009
by MU46 October 19, 2004
very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.
We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!
by Dubble J November 19, 2011
Slapping someone with your dick and leaving a dick print. Like a 5-star from slapping someone with your hand and leaving a hand print.
by IcePanther October 27, 2013
The facial features resulting from the shape of the skull. (e.g. jawline, chin, cheekbones). They often play a big role in one's attractiveness.
The development of bone structure is thought to be influenced by testosterone levels during puberty.
by BlaBlaBla1998 November 23, 2019
–noun
1.
associated in sexual relations
2.
characterized by or involving in a sexual association or feeling
3.
characterized by or suggesting sex or intimacy
4.
(of an association, knowledge, understanding, etc.) arising from close personal connection or sexual experience.
5.
engaged in or characterized by sexual relations.
6.
detailed; deep: a more intimate analysis.
7.
inmost; deep within.
8.
of, pertaining to, or existing in the inmost depths of the mind: intimate beliefs.
1.
associated in sexual relations
2.
characterized by or involving in a sexual association or feeling
3.
characterized by or suggesting sex or intimacy
4.
(of an association, knowledge, understanding, etc.) arising from close personal connection or sexual experience.
5.
engaged in or characterized by sexual relations.
6.
detailed; deep: a more intimate analysis.
7.
inmost; deep within.
8.
of, pertaining to, or existing in the inmost depths of the mind: intimate beliefs.
by s2kmikey December 09, 2010
by Kpaine February 07, 2016