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seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.
Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.
by Ce'i August 2, 2014
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sweet watery guts

Some real good heart warming pussy.
That woman despite being in her 60s had some sweet watery guts that made her significant other leave his younger wife for her.
by Kickboxermma December 8, 2023
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Gorilla Guts

When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.
“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts”

“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”

“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”
by BoyBoyBaggins July 27, 2021
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Truckie guts

The kind of messed up perpetual digestive state that can only be fostered by sitting in a truck for 18 hours a day every day and subsisting entirely on servo sandwiches and kranskys.
The toilet at this servo is utterly destroyed. Must have been some serious truckie guts.
by arbpotatoes December 22, 2022
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Gut Piece

Yo the gut piece is looking fat.
by HM99 February 16, 2019
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crocodile gut

When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.
"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "

"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
by rickmcclure October 14, 2016
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tagging guts

A crude way to describe sexual intercourse. On the plus side, it rhymes.
Mioski: Sup Skeetz, how was Cancun? You get laid bro?
Skeeter: Oh you know. Going nuts, tagging guts.
by Doppelgangbanger January 6, 2014
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