Noun. - The belief, with varying degrees of seriousness, that the world will end on December 21, 2012, based on a highly idiosyncratic interpretation of the ancient Mayan Long Count calendar, which pinpoints this precise date as the end of a 125-year long cycle.
Why are we planning on having kids, anyway? It's not like they'll live to see 2013.
Katrina has a serious case of Maya fever. I don't think the "2012" movie helped matters at all.
Katrina has a serious case of Maya fever. I don't think the "2012" movie helped matters at all.
by 11redred11 November 12, 2010
Get the Maya fevermug. Kid: dude rip this bong.
Pussy: Just looking at the bong makes me gag *blauauaugh*
Kid: lmao, you got green fever. fuckin pussy
Pussy: Just looking at the bong makes me gag *blauauaugh*
Kid: lmao, you got green fever. fuckin pussy
by catsmasher45 March 8, 2018
Get the green fevermug. A common problem faced by frequent posters on facebook. After posting too often a pink box appears telling you to slow down when in reality they have already stopped you from posting
by OLDGREGG6168 January 13, 2009
Get the Pink Box Fevermug. Essentially a more widely accepted term for a hangover; one may come down with the "Brown bag fever" only after a night of drinking, hence the term 'brown bag' was coined refering to the brown bag that is placed over alcohol when purchased at a liqour store and 'fever' to refer to the sick, nearly fever-ish feeling one gets from drinking too much.
Boss: Why were you sleeping at your desk this morning?
Employee: Sorry, I just have a case of the "Brown bag fever"
Employee: Sorry, I just have a case of the "Brown bag fever"
by ClassyGent18 April 27, 2008
Get the Brown bag fevermug. by Finnegab February 20, 2011
Get the Beiber Fevermug. fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.
think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.
there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.
there are 5 symptoms:
1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.
then death.
HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.
there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.
there are 5 symptoms:
1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.
then death.
HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy
"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
by THE CLINICK February 22, 2009
Get the fever of the anus glandmug. Person 1: "If Eric talks about his cat one more fucking time I will kill it in front of him". Person 2: "wow, you've got a serious case of cat stab fever."
by Trisha's da bomb May 6, 2015
Get the Cat stab fevermug.