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dj day and night

by Booboobutt August 22, 2021
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dj hampson

a degenerative troglodyte that possesses major delusions of self-adequacy and superiority, they are also:
gross, unhygienic, obese, grotesque, trampy, thoughtless, inconsiderate, greedy, selfish, narrow-minded, dense, humourless, dogmatic, narcissistic, unpalatable, unsightly, malodorous, unprepossessing, pediculous, xanthodontic, pungent, corpulent, slobby, malignant, insufferable, conceited, and haughty.
I can't believe we knew a DJ Hampson in real life... Oh the misery!
by big.larry September 23, 2025
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DJ

A person who steals others music to play at parties.
Person 1: Hey the DJ's playing another cringy pop song
Person 2: Damn i wish i could take his place to make the place not absolutely retarded
by Magnetite_Beret August 22, 2021
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DJ Sigma

DJ Sigma is the greatest music producer on planet earth, known for his sick beats and particularly on tiktok.
Person 1: Yo, what are you listening to?
Person 2: Oh, nothing much. Just DJ Sigma.
Person 1: What?
Person 2. Oh, nothing much. Just DJ Sigma.
Person 1: Who is DJ Sigma?
Person 2: The greatest music producer on planet earth.
Person 1: ok
by RobloxNoobSlayer69 November 26, 2024
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Faux DJ

A new class of DJ that is beyond the "press play dj" you all are used to. Faux DJ'ing consists of any of the following DJ No No's while on stage, but not limited to:

Social Media Moments "ie. Facebook Live" - aka Stage Basking
Big Drop with Both Hands in the Air - aka the Rollincoaster
Fake Knob Touching - aka Knob Mobbin
Using Headphones that Sound Awful and aren't Insulated - ie. Beats, Skullcandy, or any Earbuds - aka Dullcandy Headphones
Playing Classic Techno Hits Remixed into Top 40's EDM - aka Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg
Staying in a Groove for Less than 1 Minute "Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching" - aka Faux Limit Soldier
No Cueing - aka Cueless
No Beat Matching - aka Cheat Matching
Audible BPM Track Transitions - No Headphones or Hands Needed "Proof is in the Pre-production" - aka Propagation Validation
Hugging your Competition in Front of "Your" Fans - aka Busyness Practices
Magically Morphs into DJ Preacher - aka Microfaux Hero
Sandstorm by Darude is for Private Listening ONLY! "Darude would agree" - aka Blandstorm
Jim: Dude, you wanna hit up that Festy with us this weekend?
Bob: Who's all playing there?
Jim: Only some of the biggest and best DJ's ever!
Bob: Sweet! Is this a DMC Championship?
Jim: Whats a DMC Championship?
Bob: Nevermind, and NO, I'm not paying to see a bunch of Faux DJ's.
by DJ Max Portland August 9, 2017
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dj riot

a well known talented & respected urban DJ in the funky house & dancehall circuit
That mix was done by DJ Riot
by d4mynk July 10, 2009
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dj

a stupid idiot that just is like kc
DJ WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND GET HIT BY A SMELL OF KC AND GETS HIT BY A BUS
by Randomnmn March 30, 2023
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