Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
by Kylosis October 26, 2010
Get the Chair Tipmug. When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 15, 2023
Get the Taller in a chairmug. by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022
Get the Jim the Chairmug. It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023
Get the Behind the factory of chairsmug. by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023
Get the Doctor Chairmug. "I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."
by ill-paid September 23, 2016
Get the Chair in the grassmug. Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.
by originofscience July 10, 2011
Get the yawn chairmug.