Whitley bay is a beautiful place to be unlike other definitions, full of beautiful tranquil pissheads (like the famous Jonny decka) in their natural habitat (the vic) Normally very docile animals but once provoked can be very nasty members of the orangutan descendants. Whitley bay is home to many small businesses that are more than likely trying to sell you £2.46 worth of stock for about £67.99. At least. namely ) great staff crap business. Also home to many kabab shops, many bad many good, only one I’d recommend trying is tasty Turk ((open Thursdays to Sundays from about 9pm) I take all my friends there and they all say the same, best kabab in Whitley). If you go to the beach expect to see lots of 15-16 year olds mortal face down in the sand and many a crackhead lighting up their next fix. You’ve got many places to try but steer clear of the “reputable” fox and finch, was good now not. Besides wouldn’t want to like anywhere else. Ciao, Whitley
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by Whitley Bob December 21, 2023
Get the Whitley bay Bobmug. The Bay School is based in the formerly war torn presidio. you can't forget cause the cannons miscellaneously placed around and about don't let you forget. Then there's a white rectangle-ass building that is the school. glorious. Most mornings are met with the sound of a gong, shortly followed by the 7th sexual assault morning meeting announcement of the month spoken by a teacher you probably don't feel comfortable around! but don't get your panties in a bunch, after 30 minute hell concludes, you'll find your way to the floor of the big stall in the bathroom, otherwise known as- "vape city." a trip to the library will usually be met with every single "grunge" wealthy kid that attends the school. this makes out a whopping 70% of the student body. they will be talking about anime, trauma dumping, the weight of being queer, or not talking at all.
person #1: "The Bay School can't be that atrocious."
person #2: "my adult teacher is genuinely a furry."
person #2: "my adult teacher is genuinely a furry."
by lightningmccunt August 13, 2022
Get the The Bay Schoolmug. by amoeller April 8, 2017
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by Big Aussie Mannnn September 21, 2023
Get the Betrayal Baymug. Nickname for retired and unfortunately deceased NBA Player Wilt Chamberlain. Seeing people use this nickname for him on social media has become more and more frequent, so I thought I’d add it here.
In text form, eg a stat: Wilt “The Bay Harbour Butcher” Chamberlain averaged 50 points per game for an entire season and is also the only player to score 100 points in a single game.
by anonymous September 14, 2025
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