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Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
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Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 26, 2024
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Tennessee Taint Plow

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.
Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024
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Taint-a-Lade

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!
Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade
by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024
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Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.
On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.
by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025
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Taint

Big white man from California with lumber jack figure that back up trailers like a boss cause he grew up in a carnival.
Damn did your see what that taint did the other month? He went and got him self a warrant for dime bags!
by JBLMFSP October 24, 2025
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Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.
"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!
by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025
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