taint wafer

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

Pre-Taint

The space between your dick and Balls. The connecting skin.

Jim:Lick my Pre-Taint Girl!

Sarah: mmm.

by Amatory December 29, 2016

Finger taint

The area between your fingers. (interdigital folds or plica interdigitalis) Term coined by Erin Moore.

The ring irritated my finger taint.

by JohnySpade December 7, 2021

glittering taint

The Martha Stewart version of a taint

Dude, I'm totally going with the glittering taint look tonight.

by Pooboo444 August 12, 2017