by Sexyfix September 9, 2021
Get the Summermug. Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
Get the Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer"mug. by anonymous June 7, 2021
Get the Hot Wife Summermug. It is originated from Barbie in a mermaid tail that had a song that said summer sunshine which was later changed to summer butt touch. The word means to go to a beach in Malibu in the summer and start touching boy's and girl's butts regardless of your gender.
by OllieKazam December 21, 2017
Get the Summer butt touchmug. If you have a summer in ur life u are really lucky she gets guys really often and usually guys fight over her and she is always crushing , taken or not she is sometimes loyal if she is ur best friend sister or anything else u are the luckiest person alive if u have her back she has urs she keeps her secrets but also can get a bit crazy if u hurt her besties she will kill you for it she is really nice and kind to her family and friends she is Beautiful inside and out u are so lucky if u have a summer never loose her
Person 1: yo I’m going to go get that girls number
Person 2: wait what no man. Summer?
Person1: ye summer
2 days later
Person 1: I asked her to the prom
Person2 : really man I did too
Both : for f*ck sake
Person 2: wait what no man. Summer?
Person1: ye summer
2 days later
Person 1: I asked her to the prom
Person2 : really man I did too
Both : for f*ck sake
by Macie and summer are amazing November 1, 2020
Get the Summermug. by jack lambon February 12, 2018
Get the how we coming this summermug. The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.
Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".
Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".
Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".
by theartofbeingbopular November 16, 2011
Get the Summer Standardsmug.