stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 7, 2025

t-rex stand

when you have a dildo up your asshole and not vagina. this is often used when lap dancing a older gentleman who can’t get it up again.

i have such a t-rex stand

by nicki_minaj_fan May 15, 2025

Man-Standing

When a man stands over someone while they’re sitting down.

Men Standing over someone / woman with their crotch in a person’s/ woman’s face while they’re sitting down in a public area.

When I ride the New York City train and the bus gets crowded that’s when the man-standing starts.

Stop man standing over me it’s gross.

by TheFeministKiara May 18, 2025

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

Peg Stand

It’s like a keg stand, but instead involves pegging.

Hey you silly goose, let’s get drunk and do a peg stand

by The Flatulator May 23, 2025

America Does Not Stand With Israel

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.

Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Cadia stands!

A Warhammer 40K reference. It is an example of the indomitable human spirit, Cadia Stands! is a rallying cry for humanity, as the planet broke before the guard did.

As the chaos cultists closed in the last three imperial guardsmen shouted,”Cadia Stands!”, and fulfilled their duty for the Emperor

by PsychoPubBoi April 16, 2024