Simon

Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by pearllovesyousomuch March 12, 2022

Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.

“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”

by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022

Simon

Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.

"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon

by Falcox_213 March 24, 2022

Simon

Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

by Big polish April 1, 2022

Simona

Simona is not only gorgeous but she is a strong and driven individual.
Simona knows exactly what she wants and will reach her goals with your help or without. Simona would prefer you to be involved in her life but will not beg.
Simona is extremely loyal and you can rest assured if she chooses you, then man you have made it.

Simona chose me and I hope that I’m worthy of her love and loyalty

by LyleBrenke April 3, 2022

simon

Simon is one of the best humans you will ever meet. he is sweet and kind, and will always have your back. he can seem a bit sad at times but he is awesome. and really funny

Simon:hello how are you

by KittyCat2.0 January 8, 2022

Simoney

Simoney :
The most amazing person you'll ever meet .

Very kind and easy to get along with

Don't take her for a joke . Even with her kickass personality .

Don't lose her impossible to find *a Simoney*

Person 1 : hey is that simoney
Person 2 : yeah, it is wow i cant believe im lucky enough to be in her presence
Person 1 : she's really cool

by Simonay <3 January 12, 2022