September 6th

Today is the day where you can slap anyones asses and they can say *nothing* about it and cannot complain. If they complain, they have to kiss your ass.

Weak af kid: (slaps strong af mans ass)
Strong af man: aye wtf man!
Weak af kid: It's September 6th mf now kiss my ass LMFAO

by your local and global dilf September 2, 2022

September 12th

September 12th:
The day where you kiss your friend who is closest to royalty.
Ex: Kingston, Kingly, Kings, Queensly, Queenston

September 12th:
Jessica: OMG Kingston the weirdo is over there

John: Well it’s September 12th so you have to go and kiss him
Jessica: What is September 12th?
John: Kiss you friend closest to royalty!
Jessica: But he’s a weirdo… not my friend.
John: Oh well

by Kemperson July 15, 2022

September 12th

Roald Dahl Day!

Its September 12th! exclaimed Roald.

by arwia September 13, 2021

September 23rd

You give your girlfriend a hoodie

Random guy Hey Mary guess what day it is?
Mary It’s national give your girlfriend a hoodie day!
Just like any other day, September 23rd is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day!

by ehfjfwkgnfwghjkfl,fjhb, September 22, 2021

September 5th

Get $20 from your older sibling

It's September 5th give me my money!

by Iamreal.right September 5, 2022

September 28

The international Larry day.
The day that Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson become Harry and Louis Tomlinson-styles in 2013.

Person 1: Hey! What’s special about September 28?
Person2: I don’t know. What?
Person 1: it’s the international Larry day?

by Personisanonymous April 13, 2021

September 20

A day when famous sports players are born. they tend to be cute, funny, and smart so DONT leave them. If you were born on September 20th then you probably have little to no friends but yet still crushing on someone that will never like you.

Man one: Who's that guy he's pretty good at sports
Man two: probably because he was born on September 20th

by CrapShoot69 November 5, 2019