Shock and aagh

Giving the shocker while licking the twat

Nothing makes her squirm like the shock and aagh

by sourmike February 11, 2010

Schmocker

v. To pogo stick

I liked to schmocker back in the day.

Yo schmockaba todo los dias de niño.

by Jumpee January 20, 2011

shock fart

When an individual or animal sneezes and farts simultaneously.

SHOCK FART!

by VroomVroom October 17, 2014

sticky shocker

when you cum all over your hand and then give a girl a shocker

you could also use honey

dude i gave this random girl a sticky shocker last night i hope she was on the pill

by zerordie323 November 18, 2007

static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.

Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"

by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009

jordan-shock

when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.

A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.

by fmtonight. June 24, 2010

Noorian Shock

a state of mind left behind by a Noorian where you will constantly look over your shoulder, hold your belongings closer to yourself and tighter, watch your sides more, be on the lookout for projectiles, and constantly remind yourself of your heterosexuality

the noorian left a shit in my head so im in noorian shock, he got my sides and now im paranoid in a noorian shock

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodjanet September 29, 2010