by peaktundra August 13, 2023
When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.
by HOLLA CHINK December 16, 2010
When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.
John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.
by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019
by dick-tionarygrapher February 04, 2021
The real G
by Zirkzee is the future GOAT December 23, 2019
Fake person that your parents tell you is real and comes once a year when it’s actually your parents and they want you to be 5 and think it’s real
*chrismas eve*Parents:Santa is coming tonight!You have to go to bed early.
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*
by Therandombee November 27, 2019
Santa is a man that breaks in your house, steals some items from your house then steals you (thats why he has a HUGE bag) He replaces you w/ presents, your parents prob wont care that you are gone.
- ava plus YT
- ava plus YT
by ava plus December 12, 2020