Pulled a Santa

When you send your Santa down her chimney (ie, stick your dick in her vagina)

Joe: "Hey, man, I pulled a Santa on Sally!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"

by sonyamasi September 7, 2016

Sloppy Santa

When a man gets a blowjob under the christmas tree.

" hey Joe, I got a sloppy Santa last night under the tree!"

by Mr&MrsWilliams December 7, 2021

Santa

Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!

P.S: He is a perv

Kid: Daddy, is santa real?

Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!

Kid: *Triggered*

by RandomAutisticKid#69 August 8, 2018

creamy santa

When bae is wearing a red top and you give them a creamy beard

Hannah just wants a creamy santa

by Hannahscreamybeard June 6, 2016

Santa Marta

City in Colombia. It's the second oldest city in South America. Beautiful beaches and wonderful people. As a small city, everybody knows everything gossip is essential for its residents. Every weekend people go in yachts to the beach so the dress code is usually beachwear.

Girl 1: Have you ever gone to Santa Marta?
Girl 2: Yes it's a beautiful city with lots of gossip.

by anonymusgal June 6, 2018

Santa

He is not real

Mom : "Santa is not real"
kid : "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by I do not know 69 March 17, 2021

Santa

a fucking nonce, have you seen the age between santa and mrs clause?

Santa the nonce

by HazzaGazza08 December 24, 2022