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Rusty Monk

The act of ass-fucking a girl, getting shit on your cock, and then alternating between fucking the anus and the vagina.
I was ass-fucking Cheri last night, and I decided to switch over to the pussy for the Rusty Monk. It was totally sweet.
by Knobby3 July 22, 2006
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rusty bagpipes

While having one girl blow you and another one simultaneously lick your ass and fondle your nut sac, you fart.
While Tiffany was sucking my dick I gave Jessica the rusty bagpipes.
by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006
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Dumpy's Rusty Nuts

UK based biker blues band. Renowned for their drunken onstage antics 'fuck em all' humour and hard driving blues boogie sound.

Their supporters are known as bum flashers
Somewhere In England is their seminal album
by Black Flag May 28, 2004
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rusty nickels

While performing vaginal intercourse with your partner. Your partner has anal discharge resulting in debris being left on your scrotum.
Like when your woman has a bunch of immodium before going to bed..and you wanna get busy..ya end up with a set of rusty nickels.

"Last night my lady had a major case of the shits, dude I ended up with a pair of rusty nickels."
by pickles37 December 29, 2007
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Rusty Fencing

When two homosexual men are done having unprotected anal sex, and they pull out their hard, shit-covered penis' and proceed to "duel" with them.
At the end of a mutual, hard, sweaty session of unprotected anal poundage, Adam withdrew from Sheldon and challenged him to a healthy bout of Rusty Fencing.
by SmoothOperations October 12, 2008
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rusty dawkins

the sexual act of inserting two fingers into each side of a lover or friend's anal rim, holding it open, and licking around the inside of the sphyncter.
A: I'm sick of the ol' hot carl. How about you bend over, spread cheek, and i'll give you a good a rusty dawkins?
B: Stop, babe! You're makin me horny!
by hennessylynn December 12, 2010
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Rusty Wheelbarrow

Two parties engaging in a Rusty Trombone while wearing 70's-style, lace-up rollerskates. Both people are in motion on their skates; speed to be determined by participants.
"Honey, I prefer the intimacy of the Rusty Trombone, but tonite the danger of the Rusty Wheelbarrow is the only way I'm going to climax."
by The Dharmabums May 30, 2006
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