Mustache Ride

A guilty pleasure most women share.

Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.

Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.

Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.

by Gus Arnold June 7, 2013

Riders High

A euphoric feeling experienced by motorcycle riders as they start to feel good along with the pumping adrenaline cause by and exciting or extremely fun ride by your self or with other riders, the pure feeling of freedom that is shared between you and your motorcycle as you take one the open road.

Person1. Man, I halfway through that ride i started to experience riders high.

Person2. Oh yeah. Did you like the feeling?

Person1. Yeah, I loved it felt so good along with a great rush from that intense ride

Person2. Thats dope just don't get sucked too much into it you might lose focus.

by The Original B.A.M.F. November 10, 2009

Let it ride

1. A popular casino card game as described below, or playing roulette and letting your winning chips remain on the table in hopes of winning the same number, color, row, or any feasible bet that previously won.

2. Letting an erection stand out or be noticed in situations where one would normally try to conceal it.

In reference to definition #2.

Guy #1: Dude, I was dancing with this chick at the club last night and I started popping a mad boner.

Guy #2: Did you bust the fisherman's tuck??

Guy #1: Nah man, I let it ride!!

by Let_it_ride December 24, 2010

her ass is a spaceship I want to ride

I want to bugger her.

See buttseckz

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

E Ticket Ride

a Spectacular sexual partner.
Derived from the old payment system at Disneyland where the e-ticket rids were the fastest, most expensive and most fun.

"you are really dating Tom again tonight?"
"Yeah, Tom is one E Ticket Ride. Absolutely worth the price of admission."

by Dr. Mellow February 26, 2010

fence rider

someone who takes both sides in a diplomatic confrontation.

Two people get into a disagreement. A third person tries to make peace. The third person, the fence rider, will speak good or bad things towards each of the two keeping everything equal. See both sides of the argument. Sometimes used in a negative sense, meaning that you can not depend on this person to support your argument.

He'll never take sides, he's a fence rider!

by Cheryl Caruso October 30, 2006

dick rider

one who uses the male penis of another as a mode of transportation willfully to gain social or financial status with no regard of self itegrity or how they are percieved by others.

Farnsworth Bentley

by bigfrigin hans May 8, 2004