Rivers

An extremely hot boy who can get any girl he wants with a 6 ft dick and can insert like a pro

Rivers can eat New York

by Lolrealdudw October 7, 2020

River

A River is a person that is almost as good as James hitting the quick scopes but he is 2nd best at looks, funniness , and at Athleticism(James is the 1st) but he is a nice person with 2nd biggest peen (1st James) but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll meet and 3rd coolest dude in the world (2nd James) (1st Lance)

Your a River my dog.

by James_is_coo_beans October 24, 2019

Roe River

Roe river is the shortest river in the world bcuz google said so anyway its only 61m (201 feet) long

dude ur penis is as smaller than roe river

by Ivory in Downtown October 8, 2021

River

A Goofy Lil Boy Who Likes To Stay Youthful And Is Mostly Happy, But Tends To Be Lonely And A Lot Of People Shun Him.

Person 1: River Is Such A Goofy Lil Boy
Person 2: You've Got That Right!

by ColoradoGuy2004 November 29, 2021

River Dickin'

Spontaneous river fuckery. Randomly jump/play in a river after driving past or stumbling across one.

Chase! Let's go to the mountains & go river dickin'. Grab your trunks, intertube, noodle & go dick around in a random river.

by Drewisms June 6, 2020

River

i love river with all my heart and might, they're so attractive too, i win at life tbh

River is a very nice person

by MialovesRiver June 27, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.

The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021