poo rape

When the person you are calling is unaware of the fact you are 'pooing' whilst on the phone.

"oo my god wes, was that the toilet flushing?" "yes mate you have been poo raped"

by peshster October 11, 2009

Rape and Run

A type of playground antic where one student runs at a high speed, leaps on top of another student, takes them to the ground while pantomiming committing a brutal rape, and flees after committing the act. See also: Whip and Run

Steve: Man, I showed that mentally handicapped first grader the true meaning of Rape and Run.

by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005

weight raped

when u wake up next to a fat chick and feel like you,ve been raped

when you are gettin drunk and the next thing you remember is waking up next to a fat chick and feel like you,ve been weight raped

by Bluntkiller from 207 July 06, 2009

rape space

The area available inside of a vehicle to conduct ellicit sexual activity.

That van have has way more rape space than your BMW.

by theshrew01 June 07, 2009

shotty rape

The act of forcefully blowing a shotgun from a blunt to an individual who is either unwilling or unable to receive a proper shotgun.

AG: Yo, Jon is passed out, let's shotty rape him!!

Joe: Get the bullet! (shotgun device)

Jon: aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh (cough, cough)

by Kottonmouth Kringle December 05, 2009

rape missle

Another name for a male's genitalia, or the male sex organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and making important life decisions. One of two things men keep after a divorce.

Whenever walking through the park late at night, watch out for men firing off their rape missles.

by Wilson F. October 08, 2007

wall raping

the act of masturbating using a wall. Something only an Asian would think of doing. Usually needs a lot of lubricant to work, unless you enjoy pain. I would not recommend drilling a hole in the wall to do it, because splinters down there are a bitch. You rub yourself up and down on the wall until you ejaculate. May leave a stain. Not recommended unless your name is Ben.

Me: "Hey Ben, did you know Cody has never jacked off?"
Ben: "I only have twice."
Me: "Wtf really?!"
Ben: "Yah, and once was with a wall."
Me: "omg thats not normal, wouldn't that be considered wall raping?"
Ben: "..."
Me: "How is that even possible?!"
Ben: explains to me
Me: "That's crazy shit right there!"

by Chaz Rouflab February 04, 2009