puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 4, 2011

puff

To blatantly ignore someone (on purpose) for no good reason.

Why is Jamie hanging out with us if she is just going to puff everyone?

Yo, I tried to ask your friend Jamie something, but she totally puffed me.

I am tired of Jamie puffing me every time I see her.

by iambumfights May 16, 2011

junkie puff

To hit one's rechargeable vape while it is plugged in to charge.

"i need a hit but my vape's dead"
"Just junkie puff it once it has a charge"

by Drugrug December 14, 2022

southern puff

A person who lives in the south and is incredibly soft

Your a southern puff.

by Gclarke November 27, 2023

Rough, Tough, Cream Puff

This is the OG definition: Suck it up. Too bad, so sad. The effort is rough and tough. If you're complaining or questioning if it can be done, you are the cream puff.

LUKE: Master, moving stones around is one thing, this is totally different. YODA: Rough, tough, cream puff.

by VandoVanVanningham May 2, 2025

Goof puffs

Something Milhouse is always puffing on

A medieval style inhalation device that repells women

Get these goof puffs out of my house their driving women away

by Cody5050 November 14, 2020

Puff's on trays

Snowboarders. Those annoying people who scream down pistes at about 100MPH out of control and not caring who they cut up and crash into.

Mike: Yo, did you see that puff on a tray scream past us and crash into that woman?
Dave: Yeah, what an idiot! I hate Puff's on trays.

by Joker990 September 9, 2011