Death Poop

When you take a gigantic crap after being shot to death by venisaulan mobsters you owe thousands of dollars worth of cat DNA to.

Did you see that guy? Major Death Poop!

by Theguywhomadeupdeathpoop April 19, 2017

poop transfusion

when two people proceed to poop into eachothers asses

we loved eachother so much that we wanted to get closer and had a poop transfusion

by antisusmachine October 12, 2014

seagle poop

slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman.

Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night?
James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas.

by jj brown January 9, 2008

business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.

Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops

by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017

poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.

Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!

by Telephony June 29, 2019

poops and giggles

poops and giggles to do something just for fun or to do something for the hell of it

lets kick some ass for poops and giggles

by blueskypanda June 8, 2020

car poop

That nasty, dirty snow that gets stuck in the wheel wells of your car. Is usually fun to kick off unless its been below zero for days on end...in which case you could end up with a broken toe.

I left a big car poop in the middle of the gas station parking lot.

by milf-mom September 8, 2007