Poke the Pineapple

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

Pineapple Pickle

The action of taking out the middle part of a pineapple, then proceeding to angrily have sex with it.

Dude, I caught John doing a Pineapple Pickle.

by Graham848 June 17, 2023

pineapple poontang

The act of eating pineapple while licking a woman’s genitals. Giving her a tingling feeling on her lower parts.

Yo, we should buy some pineapple! I wanted to give Jenna the pineapple poontang later tonight.

by Newbie squid licker January 22, 2024

pineapple

Dildos for real men

Guy 1: man hand me some dildo-shaped produce?
Guy 2: *hands him a pineapple*
Guy 1: this is what separates the boys from the men

by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

Pineapple hairs

The new word for the leaves on top of a pineapple made by Anix.

Wow those pineapple hairs look bomb.

by Fffhb June 16, 2020

pineappled

Your turn is over. It's time for you to stop talking.

We will all take turns presenting. You'll each have 10 minutes and and after that you'll be pineappled. Then it will be someone elses turn.

by ugubu February 4, 2022

pineapples

A very nice yellow fruit with spiky stuff.

He ate the pineapples whole

by JoeyTurtle December 8, 2017