She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.
by Tom January 26, 2005
Get the liquid pearlsmug. When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
by dirty raul September 3, 2014
Get the Pearl Harbor Barbermug. by BBW, Big Black Widow May 15, 2016
Get the pearl syrupmug. by Brody’s mom January 17, 2024
Get the lip pearlsmug. I had to laugh when the Porn Star asked me what a Pearl Necklace was. My reply was “I can tell you, but it’s much easier to demonstrate.” 😈
by theBlackSheep January 21, 2024
Get the Pearl Necklacemug. When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl
by ColinHammer December 4, 2024
Get the Louisiana Mud Pearlmug. Female Rage. That's it. All women have these, you just need to go get them, re-discover them, at some point you better go get your black pearls, fasten them gently around your neck, and let's fucking go. Black pearls is a representation of female rage. Get it, instead of clutching your iridescent mother-of-pearl Stepford pearls, you are going goth, you are resisting. Non-conformity. A subtle threat against the enabler establishment and predominant male-dominated paradigm.
Kitty (Musician): "Under the trees, I found a box of black pearls. I couldn't believe that it could change our known world. Under the stars one night I opened it up the box and your voice remembering who tf she is; a dark force came pouring out like old. As silent as the whisper in the wind rage Lonely words were hovering within. If I ever let the darkness come alive rage I swear I wont be turning round. If I ever let the darkness come alive I swear that I wont turn around. We found a perfect system to replace all our worn out sins. Turn around I feel you near.
Entitled Man: Let's go sweetie, we're going to be late for the party where I'm going to ignore you all night, and gently brush another woman's hair by the bonfire and say "wow it IS hot!"
Feminist: I'm just going to grab one more thing
Friend: Don't forget your black pearls
Entitled Man: Let's go sweetie, we're going to be late for the party where I'm going to ignore you all night, and gently brush another woman's hair by the bonfire and say "wow it IS hot!"
Feminist: I'm just going to grab one more thing
Friend: Don't forget your black pearls
by williet hughnot February 14, 2025
Get the black pearlsmug.