couch chip

that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.

bad idea.
Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"
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Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
by Phantom649 June 03, 2019
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Couch hot

A person who's not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.

You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
Margaret's not really my type, but there's something about her... I guess I'd say she's couch hot.
by Funky_Footjam September 19, 2016
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couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.
Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot
by ERA Kendry December 03, 2016
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couch olympics

What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.
Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."
by ratchattack November 04, 2015
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couch arrest

When you are in a state that requires you to sleep on the couch it can be for a night a week or months. Couch arrest can happen in a relationship when the other people don't want you in the bed or it can be with roommates who don't have a bed to sleep in and you got to sleep on the couch it can either suck badly or be really cool depending on the situation
I'm on couch arrest tonight
by Swaggy Jeff September 13, 2022
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gives great couch

When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.
Julia Roberts gives great couch on Stephen Colbert.
by Grace Noble December 29, 2023
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