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Pole Roach

A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.
"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"
by J.Lindsay December 18, 2012
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Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.
You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?
by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025
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Pole brother

A person whomst you share a sex partner with.
Alternatively: Two people who have had sex with the same person
If you also fuck Karen, we’ll become pole brothers.
Alternatively: Did you hear that Isaac and John are pole brothers? They’ve both pounded Hilary!
by natermater November 18, 2020
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hoorah pole

you been gettin any smack batter on the hoorah pole?
by weirdblackbammerlance February 13, 2010
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No-pole-an

When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.
Jeff: "Hah! Jones is a biology major!"
Jake: "LMAO what a No-pole-an LOL!"
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020
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Pole digger

A male who hangs out at a strip club looking for a wife.
This dude is a real pole digger, he’s been here everyday this year.
by Pyriel November 3, 2020
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pole master

An individual who an inclination for, and subsequently a great deal of experience with servicing the human male sexual organ in a variety of ways.

Typically used to insult a male.
Chris is totally a pole master, his tonsils must bleed!
by Sapacious May 20, 2008
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