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Dirty Dan Diaz

aka Dan the Jew, very similar to a hot lunch, but in stead of the cling wrap, you use a dollar bill that you snorted cocaine with out of someones asshole. When you fill this "low income pocket" you use a funnel to spray enraged ass piss into the one dollar holler and then after you need to cut yourself; in a none so vital area. Then you drip blood into the ass piss concoction for a truly deeper connection to your partner. And then after you finish preparing the the one dollar holler than you proceed to face fuck the partner into an oblivion and right before you blow your "duck butter" into the mouth of the waiting recipient you pop the one dollar holler and let it all run wild! After the party is letting loose like a puetro rican fiesta you judo chop your partner in the throat and let them vomit that triple D out!
You dirty dan diaz'ed that bitch last night!

That cum pocket was totally dirty dan diaz'ed.

Yo I'm gonna triple d that AAAAASS!
by D!nk421 January 12, 2012
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Dan Bull

Dan Bull is an indie rapper. He was born in 1986 in the UK.

He has over 1 million youtube subscribers and 600,000 spotify monthly listeners. He is most well known for "Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom" and "Enderman Rap". And is least known for collaborations with Beit Nun, collaborating with Corners, Glaciers, Doorways, Bedshaped, Diver's Daydream, the entire Safe album, the entire Face album, The Garden, Troop Commander Wales, being sampled in one of my songs and Mountain.
person 1: thats the best dan bull song ever.
by datbroneo March 5, 2021
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Hard Anal Dan

A guy called Dan who rips open fresh catomite butt.
Dan comes across a catomite and then set loose on it until he has busted it, not nice and very messy.
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Body Bag Dan

a kid who carries an overly large size bag of any sort. This bag can contain many things from dildos all the way to hardrives. There favorite things to do in their free time is whacking it to Alexa Vega and working and trying to create a nucleur bomb electronic. Dont get to close to a body bag dan or else hell kill you with his collection of power cords. This kid knows everything about ocmputers and will someday own a show called Pimp My Computer...maybe....other then that this kind of person is a big loser and works the corner for money to buy more hardrives and power cords of any sort
Here comes body bag dan again with his overly large bag!
by Tanner Westcott December 9, 2008
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Half Can Dan

Someone that can't handle their drink
Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!
by Scottish Doggie August 26, 2013
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Dan Telfer the Movie

A patriot hierarchy of Dungeon Warriors making it their duty to carry out the strength and robustness of Dragons as a species holding out duels within the Dungeons. The almighty Goblin will place the Dragon between its thumb and forefinger, applying pressure until one cracks which is the inferior which gets eaten immediately. The winner will continue for another round. The Dungeon Masters have found that the blue and red dragons are tougher and the neon pink are genetically inferior. They have hypothesised that the neon pink cannot survive in the long theatre competition that is the dragon and goblin world. However one neon pink dragon called Danny is here to make a difference and will test his abilities within the high trinity of Dungeon Masters and accomplish neon pink domination.
i am at the cinema enjoying Dan Telfer the Movie!
have you heard about Dan Telfer the Movie?
I heard it it great!
by geremiahsass August 3, 2022
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Duy Dan Buy

A very sweet boi, He loves the anime hentai. He has lolis in his house. Along with sex dolls that look like Overwatch characters. A boy that wont ever rape you
Angeline: Can I go to Duy Dan Buy house
Mom: Sure cuz he wont rape you
by LionPussy November 12, 2018
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