Ohio, also known as the Florida of the Midwest, is a living fever dream. When I visited Ohio, me and my family slept in the local Mcdonald's parking lot at 12:00 am while waiting for an Uber. I saw a mf order food through the drive through on his hoverboard. An elderly man nearly ran over me on his motorcycle while I watched the man next to me pee in the dumpster. Never go to Ohio.
Ohio, the most goofy ahh location in the US.
Person 1: "Yo bro I once went to Ohio and my dad got jumped by a band of Ikea employees with kangaroos."
Person 2: "Only in Ohio."
Person 1: "Yo bro I once went to Ohio and my dad got jumped by a band of Ikea employees with kangaroos."
Person 2: "Only in Ohio."
by CertifiedBallsJuggler68659708 May 31, 2024
Get the Ohiomug. by smalldick12484 November 23, 2022
Get the Ohiomug. this is a alpha sigma defintion that we do not like to talk about. it scares me because it is so cool! i love using this word, and if your a confused parent, walk into your kids room and say this word to them! they will love you for life!
by andrew tates toilet. January 5, 2024
Get the sussy baka grimace shake only in ohio rizzler skibidi toiletmug. “Aye you want a slice of cake?”
“Nah I’m good man”
“It’s an Ohio BlakeCake”
“Nvm hook that shit up fam”
“Nah I’m good man”
“It’s an Ohio BlakeCake”
“Nvm hook that shit up fam”
by 6janiel9 November 27, 2022
Get the Ohio BlakeCakemug. A small town full of white people who think they are black and enjoy smoking pot and playing basketball at 2am. The cops stakeout the circle k looking for troubled teens and passing hooligans.
by TrojanCommunity August 15, 2022
Get the Sebring Ohiomug. When a woman drops her kid(s) off with grandma for the weekend to work as an escort and never returns.
Oh, no, she used to be a mom. She pulled an Ohio switcheroo and dances full time now. Privately... at people's hotels.
by Dadbodsandweaponmods January 4, 2024
Get the Ohio switcheroomug. -definition 1 : a Name of a US State, WHICH CONTAINS LOTS OF CRAZY THINGS AND THIS ALSO CAME FROM OHIO!!
-definition 2 : Ohio was sometimes likely be heard as "Ohayō" from japanese that means "Good Morning" so maybe you can do bizare japanese romanji or whatever.
-definition 2 : Ohio was sometimes likely be heard as "Ohayō" from japanese that means "Good Morning" so maybe you can do bizare japanese romanji or whatever.
Definition 1 : A:Yo, what the heck happened to the pizza???
B:Bro, remember we're in Ohio, this is normal.
A:Wtf...
Definition 2: Uhm, help me. How should i do this..?
That anime girl as mc and speaks mainly japanese : Ohio!! Senpai!!
That anime boy as mc but speak other language : How should i answer this???, uhm.. ohio?
B:Bro, remember we're in Ohio, this is normal.
A:Wtf...
Definition 2: Uhm, help me. How should i do this..?
That anime girl as mc and speaks mainly japanese : Ohio!! Senpai!!
That anime boy as mc but speak other language : How should i answer this???, uhm.. ohio?
by Decostzaza February 18, 2023
Get the Ohiomug.