sugar mom

Female version of sugar daddy.

I'm Alfred, 28 years old, looking for a sugar mom who’s ready for satisfaction from a mature-minded young man.

by Firrst Naame September 23, 2018

Ur Mom

A joke either referring to your mom being obese or your mom being very hot.

"I fucked ur mom" or "Ur mom is a cow"

by yesyesindeedsir March 6, 2022

Your Mom

Say this every time somebody asks you a question

Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom

Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night

by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

Ur Mom

A high ranking insult

Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."

Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."

by Kayla and Amber January 20, 2009

mom battle

When two people repeatedly say "your mom." to one another until one goes and gets their 9 to shoot the other one.

whitey #1: ur gay.
whitey #2: ur moms gay.
whitey #1: im going to get my 9.. i will be right back!
whitey #2: (yells) ur moms going to get her 9?

by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003

soccer mom

These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.

Soccer moms wear khaki pants from the Gap.

by Anonymous July 18, 2004

power mom

A woman who is able to seamlessly raise children, keep a household (as in laundry, cleaning, meals, etc), participate in their activities (sports, scouts, music & dance lessons etc), attend school themselves, maintain a romantic relationship successfully with their significant other, home school their children, maintain complicated hobbies (like making furniture), and sometimes a numerous other activities ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

Doing all of that stuff in one day would exhaust me! I guess she can do it because she's a power mom.

by Jenny Wascher April 8, 2005