Dooty Face

A person who always has a look on their face like they have to take a shit really bad

wow that Jerry has such a Dooty Face he must be an uptight prick

by zam1 July 15, 2009

two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.

U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!

by FoxIsMyFursona November 15, 2017

Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.

What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket

by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015

kitchen face

A face unsuitable for the front of the house.

He wanted to be a bartender but got stuck in the back washing dishes because of his kitchen face.

by AETC October 1, 2013

face pic

A photo predominantly of your face, similar to a portrait photo showing your head and shoulders.

"Do you have a face pic so I can see what you look like?"

by Jay Greenfield August 7, 2018

Drug face

1)That spaced look druggies get on thier face when they are high.

2)a blank open mouthed stare

Dude, are you ok?
You totally got Drug face right now.

by Jeri Shermaine December 17, 2008

Waste of a face

Someone who is hot, but also a jerk.

Deb: Wow that guy is a 10, it's too bad he's punching his own grandma.

Rose: Yeah that guy is a really waste of a face.

by MollDoll87 July 18, 2010