When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally
by Useful words unpublished December 4, 2021
Get the Misleading time napmug. when you say you’re gonna take a nap before the function, but end up sleeping through the entire function.
I’m gonna take a trap nap so I don’t fall asleep later at the function. *takes a nap and misses the planned event by sleeping all night/day*
by ewdrop March 2, 2019
Get the trap napmug. A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
by Synth 2 September 8, 2019
Get the Chicago Nap Timemug. When you're on a trip to a roller coaster park and you wake up in the middle of the night thinking you're friend is in the room with you saying everyone has been kidnapped.
Talking to someone you think is there when you wake up in the middle of the night saying people you were with have vanished.
Verb: The act of napping when on a coaster.
Talking to someone you think is there when you wake up in the middle of the night saying people you were with have vanished.
Verb: The act of napping when on a coaster.
by GG6 June 25, 2014
Get the thrill nappedmug. by Bitchbrat October 2, 2023
Get the DAVEaroni napmug. 
A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.
Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.
Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.
Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.
Lohlogs: Die.
Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.
Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.
Lohlogs: Die.
by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025
Get the Dutch Napmug.