name definition writer

Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!

Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!

by Biden is a dick January 10, 2023

Boaster named Bean

A small child who often boasts about his physical and mental prowess.

Mom was mad because Manny was acting like a Boaster named Bean.

by GuphrameDingnastyBean June 25, 2022

brand name whore

A person who wears brand name clothing (usually with huge logos attached to it) and is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money for the type of clothing they wear. They are usually worn by smelly fat kids who wear contacts and swears a lot to try and look more appealing and boost their ego to girls who never even bother to look at them.

"Look at that fat kid wearing the Quicksilver sweater sitting here with no friends around him."
"Yeah, what a brand name whore!"

by AstroBlue June 12, 2006

J name theory

J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.

Hey do you remember my ex, J____?

Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?

Yeah!!!

Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!

by Bbop2789 December 24, 2015

Brick (male name)

Brick is usually a very smart, but very...special...or "weird" guy. He is also usually very funny and lovable. Brick usually looks for something new to try and a new talent to have. (Bricks are NOT the datable type, they are the BFF type)

girl: "Brick (male name) is at the library again"
girl 2: "of course"

by kattkittywebster October 28, 2010

Change name by default

1. What some understand the process of changing one's name by deed poll to be. Brought upon when the person explaining the process mumbles, stutters or somehow otherwise miscommunicates the message.

Person 1: "Mabe you should change you surname to Flynnie"
Person 2: - "Ohh, good idea, I think I should change it to Phlynmon though."
Person 1: "Would you really change it by deed poll?"
Person 2: "What did you just say? It's not deed whatever you just said Person 1, it's change name by DEFAULT."
Person 1: Baaahahahaha, I don't know what to say...

by BrowneSugarLover November 26, 2010

Brand name sickness

When you get so sick and tired of seeing a fucking moose on everybody's shirt that you consider burning all you abercrombie clothes that used to be the shit in sixth grade, and spend tons of cash on other cheap ass brand name shit thats probs made in a sweatshop in china... just to get brand name sickness again...

Abercrombiho- oh my gosh! Isnt this shirt like so tots amaze!!! Just got it from holistr last night... Turn up!
NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- yah welll... Its not really special cuz eveyone wears it...
Abercrombiho- OMG your such a hipster!!

NormalCivilizedFUCKnPerson- no.... I just got brand name sickness...

by NormalFUCKNperson January 13, 2014