Cock-In-Mouth Disease 

A nymphomaniac.

"Hey, i hear that girl over there is quite sick."

"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.

"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."

"Oh No." Says the friend.

Cock-In-Mouth Disease by Joe. Kerr March 31, 2009

Who's in my mouth 

a sexual game played with 5 or more people. rules of the game are that everyone must not talk and turn the lights off. once that is done have everyone undress and start putting,their genitalia in each others mouths and have them guess who is in their mouth. no one can talk except for the person with the genitalia in their mouth. if the person guesses correctly then they get to go again. so on and so on until they lose. randomly select the next person to go.

*random person sticks he nuts into mouth of selected person.*
selected person: ughh its soo hairy.umm i dont know Who's in my mouth. come on tell me!
*muffled voice due to genitalia in mouth*

Who's in my mouth by Pwning like its 1999. February 22, 2010

cotton mouth 

when you smoke pot and your mouth gets dry

cotton mouth by urexcellency May 16, 2003

cockon-mouth 

the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing fellatio (hopefully experience by a female).

Girl 1: "After he blew it in my mouth, I had cockon-mouth for at least an hour!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, but didn't he have it in your ass right before that?"

Girl 1: "Ohhhh, right. Doh!"

cockon-mouth by position_x_force February 25, 2005

cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.

Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

cotton mouth coffee beans by blaze1234567890987654321 October 11, 2008

Swank Mouth

Having thin lips and big teeth like the actress Hillary Swank.

That girl was fine until she smiled and I saw she had Swank mouth.

Swank Mouth by Miss Cleopatra Jones September 30, 2011

hipster mouth 

The condition where one has burned the roof of one's mouth by attempting to eat an item of food that has not yet cooled to a reasonable temperature for consumption, i.e. "before it was cool".

"I was so hungry I ate the pizza straight out of the oven and had a bad case of hipster mouth for the next day."

hipster mouth by hqrsie November 11, 2011