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Moose Chucker

That Mountie was a total moose chucker. "Beaver crossing" my frozen, polite ass, eh.
by Generic User the Nth March 24, 2011
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Moose Juice

When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..
Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.

Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.

Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.

Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.

Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper

Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.

Dude 1: Fuck you bro
by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023
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Moose Racing League

Full of slow people who crash alot (Exept from Bops) and also we need a Williams nerf
Moose Racing League? Is that the best f1 league ever made?
by NxM_Bops December 28, 2023
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moose extract

a ice cream ingredient that is made by bathing a moose in sugar water
our moose tracks are made from 100% organic moose extract
by anonymous January 13, 2024
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john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 25, 2024
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Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them
Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!
by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023
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Moose

A notorious Giga Chad of the forests that takes no shit from no one.
DEAR GOD, IT'S A FUCKING MOOSE.
by GUMOOSE December 12, 2022
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