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Milf

A very hot mom. Milf stands for:
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.

Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.
"Mrs. Twedt is the hottest milf I've seen."

Lisa Ann is an ideal definition of a milf.
by Chunky Blizzard October 13, 2020
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MILF

Man I Love Football, or more commonly, Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
by PhoenixGamer34 November 23, 2022
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Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021
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milf

wow bens mum is such a milf
by thehotguynextdoor January 10, 2022
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Milf

by MerpWizard September 8, 2022
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MILF

by Ddubb1703 March 5, 2024
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