Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.

Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.

by randomkitten December 30, 2022

Mario

your so mario

this means short

you god damn mario boy

by THE REAL DD February 28, 2022

SUPER MARIO 64

High levels of something

First time: ok
Second time: lil sus
Third time: SUPER MARIO 64 SUS!!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 25, 2021

Mario

An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's, Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.

Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits

Oh no Mario, not them mushrooms again!

Mario better fix that plumbing or I'll shove 'em wrenches where the sun don' shine!

by seabohrium May 28, 2021

Orange Mario

Also Known as Wario.

He is the evil version of Mario and is brothers with the almighty Waluigi.

Person 1 "Hey you know Wario?"
Person 2 "You mean Orange Mario?"
Person 1 "What the hell is wrong with you, it's Wario."
Person 2 "No, his name is Orange Mario"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Mario

Mario is one of the funniest and determined guy you will EVER meet especially determined. He is very passionate and sporty. He is VERY SMART and over achieving. He gets pressured to be perfect and he is even if he might not think it. All you want to do is help him through his battles because him feels he cant talk about his struggles because he is guy. He is very good looking with the most perfect eyes. I couldn't name one thing wrong about him and if your name is Mario you probably think you aren't perfect but you are I can completely promise you. Even if you weren't perfect which I 100% don't expect you too be your also very understanding and you make anyone laugh and smile. Not to even get me started with your smile YOUR SMILE IS BRIGHTER THEN ALL THE STARTS COMBINED. I can open up to you about anything I just love you so much. Your so silly and fun anyone would be lucky to have a Mario and if you have a Mario never let him go because one thing I can tell you about Mario he is irreplaceable for sure never once doubt that.

I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3

Mario is so funny did you see what he did in class today

yea of course I did he made everyone laugh

by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023

Mario Container

When a dude is called Mario, and he is similiar to a container

-Oh look, here's that guy, his name is Mario
-Dude, he'd be a great Mario Container

by Leninator September 8, 2021