Laterally Objective Liberalism

The study of proving Elicia wrong in a dramatic way

Hey, did you see how silly Elicia looked when Thatcher said Laterally Objective Liberalism

Yeah, but he proved her wrong

by The_Word_Scaper May 19, 2021

Liberal

Usually a blue, green, pink, or purple- haired being who identifies or highly supports the LGBTQ agenda. They usually go by he/she/we/it/they/them/bunny/car, etc…
They frequently participate in Antifa & BLM destruction protests & try to twart Republican/Conservative rallies. They constantly yell & scream & have even been known to BARK like dogs when they’re confronted with truth and can’t make up a valid response.

They absolutely ❤️ abortion & getting everybody to embrace feminism is their main goal in life.

Eek! Look at that weird looking liberal chick over there at the Antifa rally.

That blue-haired dude holding the “Defund the Police” sign is definitely a liberal!

That weird liberal thing just asked me what my pronouns are… I don’t know why it got so mad when I responded with, “ My pronouns are F*ck” and You!” So touchy!

by CAGirl87 July 24, 2021

Hybrid Liberal

A liberal who wears skinny jeans, has an undercut hairstyle, mountain bikes, loves photography, and frequents Starbucks....but is an avid gun collector.

Hey do you think Dave will want to go to the range today to shoot that new AR-15 he bought? No I think I saw that hybrid liberal hanging out at Starbucks with Jimmy, Don, and Frank. After that, he has to go get the chain tightened on his $5000 mountain bike.

by golfgl October 25, 2018

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

Self-liberating

What females who claim to be female's liberators often are.

Aileen Cust was everything the female's liberator wanted to be, but wasn't. There was too much suspicion about the females liberator's life to be ignored, and really she was the self-liberating, self-serving kind of person.

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2019

Liberal

you. you are a liberal.

"hey you liberal!"

by AugustTheHornyInventor March 1, 2022

Mediocre old liberal eccentric

Abbreviated m.o.l.e: a mediocre white old liberal eccentric person.

There was a mediocre old liberal eccentric of the white female persuasion who recently insulted Winsom Sears

by Sexydimma August 30, 2025