Kelly moment

Blonde moment Brain fart Lapse of reasoning

Oh sorry I put the kids in the oven, I must have had a 'Kelly moment'.

by Zara - cornflats December 21, 2018

Kelly tersigni

An unnamed disciple of Christ

Who is that next to Jesus at the last supper?
Kelly tersigni is the person next to Jesus

by Kelly Christ November 28, 2023

Kelly

Kelly is the piece of the picture that you couldn’t see with your bare eyes but only with your heart. Shes the sweetest especially when treats you the way you want be treated and will not let you go ever. The heart she contains is amazing and full of light once you’ve been let in. Don’t lose Kelly or you’ll be lucked out.

“Have you seen Kelly?” - Unknown
“Yea, She’s gorgeous I wished i knew her well” - Me
“Una Pendeja” - also Me

by 12_26_14 March 5, 2022

Kelly Sloan

An incredibly cute guy with a good personality and a biiiiig dick.

Ong I want Kelly Sloan so bad.

by ghettodick69 October 10, 2022

Kelly

The fragile, white male equivalent of a ‘Karen’.

You are speaking to the manager, Kelly! Because I’m the manager, you Caucasian crybaby!

by UrbanDick2020 September 18, 2020

Kelli

Kelli is the most kind hearted, loving person you could ever know. She always puts herself first and doesn’t expect anything from you. Kelli has gorgeous eyes and she has the brightest prettiest smile you’ll ever see

Friend: “oh do you know Kelli”
Me: “Oh yea i love Kelli, shes the best. Have you seen those eyes”

by 1<3u February 23, 2022

Kelli

A stupid fucking bitch with one eye

Oh look a Kelli make sure to stand on her right so she can’t see you making faces

by Lossssaaa February 19, 2023