Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 08, 2020

Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 08, 2020

Jordan Long

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.

are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?

by 12_34_j_56_n February 16, 2023

pulling a jordan

When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.

That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.

by TY365247 July 14, 2011

Michael Jordan

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.

*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.

by UrKing91 November 10, 2019

Jordan The Nigger

The United States Navy Sea, Air, and Land Teams, commonly abbreviated as Navy SEALs, are the U.S. Navy's primary special operations force and a component of the Naval Special Warfare Command.

"Fuck that bitch ass nigger Jordan Brumsy." He is Jordan The Nigger

by CrackHeadSteven March 29, 2019

Friend of jordan

When someone relates themselves with a faggot.

You see that guy? He is a Friend of jordan.

by MC WURD October 08, 2016