Willy out, Johnson!

A game in which at least 2 men or a maximum of 15 can play

The rules of the game being that when anyone shouts “Willy out, Johnson!” the players have to pull their genitalia out as fast as possible and the last to pull it out has to get punched in the :nuts, plums, balls, ect.

The name Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago that had his trousers and pants pulled down by a student this has been an urban myth since the beginning of time in Lincolnshire. it was said that this act was done because the teacher was so annoy.

Beware, if played more than 5 times a day, willy out johnson may come back to the place where the fifth game was played and will will out johnson your bum

‘Willy out, Johnson!’ refers a male genetalia being pulled into view of everyone else playing the game usually out of some sort of underwear, trousers shorts or any other item of clothing

And Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago in Lincolnshire that had his trousers and pants pulled down

by willyoutjohnson September 01, 2022

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Boogy Nose Johnson

A boogy nose Johnson is a person or child whose running nose has become an ongoing problem. Tissues and toilet paper must be used to evacuate the nasal passage more than seventeen times per hour.

Hey; boogy nose Johnson blow your damn nose, you’re making me want to vomit in my own underwear.

by Raquel S. March 29, 2020

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