A fun YouTube e that is relatable to all the kids. *dabs*
He loves the emoji movie so much he will make a camio in the new one ' the war of emojis ' as the forehead emoji.
He loves the emoji movie so much he will make a camio in the new one ' the war of emojis ' as the forehead emoji.
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A singer that is British, with dreadlocks and always wears a hat. He lives on Manchester, England. He was born on 1st of November 1983 (34 years old), but sadly his mother died when was 11 months. So he made a song called 'We were Raised Under Grey Skies' which is about his mother. He has 4 older sisters (Details Unknown), for some reason, he doesn't want to say anything about his sisters.. So anyways, he has a son (Details Unknown), I guess he doesn't want to say much publicly about his son, but I'll call him Kennedy Cooper. He was featured on a song with Jonas Blue called Perfect Strangers on 2016, so he was well known from that song. Then on 2017, he made his OWN song called September Song and it went to +40,000,000 views on YouTube. And finally, Raised Under Grey Skies album came out and it got other songs like; She's on my mind, Closer, Passport Home and Momma's Prayers.
John Paul Cooper (JP Cooper) so loves Jonas Blue that he always sings 'Perfect Strangers' everytime, even on his worst days..
by Shaymar News February 23, 2018
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by johngwallis July 13, 2018
Get the John Wallis mug.a john preyra is one of those scam callers who asks to clean your ducts and if you want the new Punjabi newspaper. hes always smelling like curry and his pro cricket team is worse than the Pakistanis ammeter kid league. his pm didn't even get a visa. LOL. for some reason he likes to right on water( must be an Indian thing) and still rides an elephant to school. these people still live in there mothers basement until there mother dies( usually around 59). its pretty sad. we all wonder what that red dot on his head is for and he can teach tantrik yoga. "its basi cally like slumdog millionaire right?" that's what they say because for eternity there stuck thinking like life is a soap opera. if you put a cheese burger in-front of him, he kneels and bows.
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