Staten Island

1) The long lost borough of NY that is basically a giant pothole and all wiggers with their chrome 22 inch giovannas wonder why their rims are always fucked up. beisdes it being a pothole its a giant dump. and the island is fucking sinking as we know it. Full of wiggers and guidos, who both should die.

Wigger: Yo daddy bought me new rims yesterday and i fucking drove into the pothole by Woodrow Plaza and i wonder why they're already fucked up

Guido: Yo browski, 2 heinekins. Staten Island Rocks for clubs

by o0o0o0o0o0o February 22, 2008

Staten Island

The odd man out of the New York City boroughs. Staten Island is west of the Hudson and should be considered part of New Jersey. Kind of like how Marble Hill is on the mainland but is part of Manhattan. Go figure.

Growing up in Yonkers, Staten Island was like the moon: a shithole, no reason to there, feels a lot farther than it actually is, a place you see and hear about but still seems mythical.

by YO Man July 11, 2004

long island

One of the most misunderstood areas of our nation. Settled in 1638, the island consists of 4 counties, Kings (Brooklyn), Queens, Nassau, and Suffolk. Brooklyn and Queens are Boroughs of New York City and are therefore not generally considered part of Long Island.
If you are "dissing" Long Island and you are from Long Island, you are most likely from Nassau County, a stale, bizarre, and overdeveloped area full of strip malls and busy highways. It is the quintessential Long Island stereotype and unfortunately gives the rest of Long Island a bad name. If youre "dissing" Long Island and are not from Long Island, youre probably a young person from the midwest now living a hip lifestyle in New York City. You have never really been to Long Island, except maybe a friends parents home in Nassau County.
Most of Suffolk County is still very rural and has maintained much of its historical character and charm, though the integrity of these self-sustaining villages are constantly threatened by the encroaching Nassau County. Suffolk County is more like an area of New England as far as its towns and villages go. It is a very relaxing area and home to a plethora of outdoor opportunities and is a place full of culture and historical value for those who seek it.
It's very easy to write off Long Island as a suburban wasteland, and as a matter of fact...keep doing it because its getting too crowded for the people who love it here. :)

Nassau County gives the rest of Long Island a bad name.

by T. Bell July 30, 2008

Staten Island

Imaginary borough of New York City, the only borough that can't be reached by train.

Staten Island is a wack-ass borough.

by Anastasia DeLuciano December 23, 2003

Staten Island

A borough of New York City. People that don't live here act as if a plethora of great activities is thrown in their fucking faces every weekend. Apparently being well-groomed (eyebrow waxing, etc.) is looked down upon by ignorant shitstains on society, and a "Staten Island accent" is inferior to any other accent, no matter how idiotic other accents may sound (such as a Southern accent, which is comparable to a deformed moose having sex with a frog). There is a large landfill that hasn't been in use since 2001, after the last of the September 11th debris was delivered. Yet, people that are oblivious of life in Staten Island continue to add definitions.

Two 70+ year old men having a conversation:

Man 1: "So where did you grow up?"

Man 2: "I grew up in Staten Island, New York."

Man 1: "Oh, I've heard that's not such a great place.Your life must have sucked pretty bad then, huh?"

Man 2: "Actually not in the slightest, I'm still happily married to my wife of 40 years, I have 3 children that all went through college with full scholarships and now they have their own families. How about you, where did you grow up?"

Man 1: "Oh I grew up in Arkansas."

Man 2: "Oh that sounds nice, how's your life been so far?"

Man 1: "...I got charged with 25 to life for murdering a prostitute after I robbed a bank, killed 3 police officers and highjacked a truck full of explosives...Luckily I fled the country though!"

Man 2: "Yeah! You define the word lowlife!"

by elfsquirrel March 20, 2009

Staten Island

The asshole of the universe. A place where white kids who try act like they are black, but fail miserably. A place where the Wu-Tang Clan resides. A place where the the short 'A' sound is pronounced 'aw' by some people. A place where the only thing to do is hang out at the mall.

Guy: Hey are you from Staten Island?
White Kid from SI: Yeah Yo! This place is Gawd awful son. I am wearin' my Fubu and I's be goin' to the mall lata'.

by Seanzie April 13, 2004

Grand Island

Grand Island is a vile town in eastern Nebraska wherein all manner of despicable persons reside.
"Grand Island" is a complete misnomer, as the town is neither grand nor an island.

"I caught herpes from a meth-whore in Grand Island."

by kevhanel August 4, 2006