Car forum

A place on the interwebs where people get to talk about how shitty Civics are and race other people based on who can name more mods for their car than the other person.

Car forum discussion example: Civics are pieces of shit, and my Mustang can beat yours because I have a pulley and a tune on it.

by That guy with a Viper June 8, 2011

Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car

Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop

by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023

Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.

The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.

by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019

Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 8, 2020

bootie car

The vehicle you transport your side piece in back to his car parked down the street

After A great fucking session at my house I took my side piece back to his car Via the bootie car

by Indabutt September 22, 2017

Clown Car

1. A car that has a FIAT badge or rebadged FIAT cars like the Jeep Renegade.

2. A car that has a bad reputation and are endless money pits.

FIAT cars are garbage and are considered clown cars.

Any VW New Bettles are considered clown cars and they are POS.

by ATX-CVPI July 17, 2019

Vettol Car

When someone is being mean, annoying and selfish, you can call them a vettol car, just like Vettel who changed the signs of the results of the formula 1 race.

This happened when Hamilton came in first, but Vettel started being a vettol car so he switched the signs and became a vettol car.

People that are vettol cars are often acnesimps and often go to the gym.

"Wow, did you see Tygo put on salicylzuur on his face again today?"
"Yeah, he is such a vettol car!"

by Acnesimp July 12, 2020