glittering taint

The Martha Stewart version of a taint

Dude, I'm totally going with the glittering taint look tonight.

by Pooboo444 August 12, 2017

tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

by bullets first November 13, 2011

Pre-Taint

The space between your dick and Balls. The connecting skin.

Jim:Lick my Pre-Taint Girl!

Sarah: mmm.

by Amatory December 29, 2016

Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.

I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.

by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023

Tennessee Taint Tickler

When bro starts acting up so you lowkey have to give him that tennessee taint tickler

Taylor: I’m not doing this right now

Oliver: Shut up before I give you the good ol’ Tennessee Taint Tickler

by livlikesmilksteak August 9, 2025