Soggy Hood

when you're in a lecture sitting behind someone wearing a hood, and you jizz in their hood and wait patiently for it to start raining

I just gave Johnny the ol' soggy hood

by Harrjjudd96 August 28, 2015

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hood lick

When you lick your finger and drag it along your car's hood to see how clean it is

Man, I totally hood licked my car the other day! It was absolutely shiny.

by SoloSoul September 25, 2018

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Hood understood

When only people from the hood will understand.

Uppity people: Oh my God, did you hear those gun shots? I'm so scared!

Hood people: Oh shit them n***as is celebratin!!

You understand that man you hood understood.

by Hoodrat91 December 25, 2018

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Hood Minute

A situation that went badly in a quick manner.

"That shit went sideways in a hood minute"

by avalos768 August 18, 2016

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hood turtle

A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods

Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.

by Jr Uing/VM April 17, 2014

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