happy slap

Thats fucked up man, i'm english and I go down to Londo na lot but I've never seen happy-slapping, its some fucked up shit. IF anyone ever tries that to me they'll wish they'd never been born. Anyone who gets this done to them, just fuckin beat the shit out of whoever does it or just pull a gun on them, watch the pussies run off. Arm yourslefs for chav cleansing.

If I ever see anyone being happy slapped I'm gonna run right up to whoever did it and fuckin give the muthafucker the worst punch hes ever had.

by I fuckin hate chavs April 18, 2005

happy booger

a dry or wet booger dangling from the nose, everyone else can see it but you.

"Yo, you got a happy booger, wipe it!"

by sholee January 3, 2008

happy to ya

An all-purpose, politically correct, entertainingly spoken phrase to express legitimate (or sarcastic) joy towards another person's circumstance.

Origin: coined by a two-year-old named Emily, in her best effort to say "Happy Birthday."

Joe: "Hey Bob! I got that promotion you hoping for!"
Bob: "Happy to ya, Joe."

by darkCanuck February 26, 2004

happy tail

When a dog wags their tail too much against a hard surface, resulting in a bloody-tipped tail. It is common in shelter animals.

I was at the shelter and this dog was super excited to see so many people that it ended up with happy tail.

by coolclaire75 March 15, 2016

Happy Birthday

When someone says happy birthday and it is not your birthday then that means they got cake or want to give you cake. (Not the dessert kind....)

"Thanks for the cake but it's not my birthday...."
"Happy Birthday ;)"

by cheekbanger April 29, 2020

Happy slasher

A professional self harmer

Look at her arms..she's a happy slasher

by Manic Manda September 28, 2016

Happy Journey

A beautiful Lovely Hippie Woman, Lady or Girl. Sings as she dances the road of life. Loves Peace, Love and Happiness. Favorite things are Pink, Magnolias and the Peace Sign. Enjoys sunny days by the water and Margaritas. People Love her as she is a very honest but funny hippie woman, lady or girl. Men flock to her as she is unique and beautiful in her soul. She is a Love Child born during her time.

ie I wish all a happy journey during your life time.

Happy Journey is a beautiful Hippie, I want to be just like her.

Hippie Love Child

by HappyJourney February 10, 2010