Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.

A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.

by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013

Hooker Grief

The feeling of grief and shame after finishing intercourse with a hooker

After I came in Kandi's ear, hooker grief set in and I began to sob uncontrollably.

by ChemCookers December 13, 2014

dot girlfriend ( .girlfriend )

A girl friend you obtain over the internet

Hi everyone, this is Shirley my new dot girlfriend ( .girlfriend )

by xhrutxu December 3, 2015

Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home

Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"

by mung_bean January 21, 2016

emergency girlfriend

A pure hookup after a long sexless drought.

Ted looked across the drunken hoard at the bar; it had been a while and he needed to find an emergency girlfriend.

by Overtheunder September 20, 2016

Fan Girlfriend

(Adjective) a word to describe a female that pretends to be obsessed or involved in the same interests, music, fandoms, etc. as her boyfriend/girlfriend to feel accepted by said partner.

Did you hear carol has been listening to country music and wearing camouflage and cowboy boots everywhere?
Seems to me like she became a fan girlfriend for her country boyfriend.

by Lavendear July 11, 2016

regeneration grief

Regeneration grief, also referred to as RG, is the process of grief that Whovians go through when the Doctor is regenerating. There are 5 stages of this process: 1) SADNESS when you find out that the Doctor is going to regenerate. 2) HATRED of the next Doctor when you find out who is replacing the old one. 3) DISGUST that they would ruin Doctor Who by casting this person to be the Doctor. 4) ADMITTING to yourself that this new actor isn't so bad... and, 5) ACCEPTING that you have become a total fangirl/fanboy, and never want this person to leave, ever.

Then the cycle repeats, over and over again, continuously breaking the hearts of every Whovian in the galaxy.

Person 1: "HELP I'M DYING, THE 11TH IS REGENERATING!!!!!"
Person 2: "Oh calm down, you're not dying."
Person 1: "THEN WHAT IS THIS STABBING PAIN I FEEL IN MY HEART?!"
Person 2: "That? Oh, don't worry. This is just the beginning of your RG {regeneration grief}, it'll be over soon."

by cohare2004 July 17, 2017